Brazil: we came out to have a good time and hones-[Germany scores again]
Germany : 1:0
Brazil :
Germany : 2:0
Brazil :
Germany : 3:0
Brazil : I came out to have a good time
Germany : 4:0
Brazil : and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
netherlands: you win tomorrow
argentina: no, you win


when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

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the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 


it’s mike wazowski. 


go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.


how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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I want a horror game with a mic set that relies on you being quiet when there is a monster or something, because the sound you make, not your character, but you lures it and gives away your position so if you scream or breath heavily it can give you away so you play most of the game in mute terror







or purposefully shout to draw it say for like a challenge or to save a friend in multiplayer or something

oh my god shannon never make video games that is terrifying


Now that’s what I call next gen

watching a friend play it and yelling YO UGLY SHE’S OVER HERE

>:D All the trolling!

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do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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